Tommy Partipillo

Tommy "Guns" Partipillo is a former boxer. For the longest time, his face looked like ground up-sausage.

Nowadays, he's known for operating a boxing Gym on the Southside, called 'The Uppercut'. Following a tragic school shooting in 2005 he spearheaded a charity drive with the cooperation of the Chicago Police Department to collect handguns in exchange for money. Once collected, the guns were melted and used to create a memorial statue at the school in question. Partipillo also rode along on the big raid to the city of Aurora, where he broke Dominic Kovacs' nose with a crashing blow from a huge right hand, and sent that fella to the promised land, Tommy Guns.

Tommy also aided EC Featherby in dropping a car through the elevator shaft of the Civic Opera House recently. Tommy was heard to say afterwards, "Yeah, I helped EC carry it up the stairs."