If you really want to know something so disgusting and foul about someone that it'll disgrace them in Kindred society forever, you can try to track down Kramp. If you should choose to deal with Kramp...well, if the worst thing is he gives your haven's address to Bela Morte and you find black roses and bad poetry on your doorstep every night for a month, you've gotten off lucky. He has been known to haunt the bar at the Oriental Arms hotel.

Kramp is an impishly short man, around five feet, eight inches tall. He looks like he weighs upwards of two hundred and sixty pounds. His swarthy face serves as a constant reminder of Coach Mike Ditka.

It's been rumored that Kramp keeps a myspace page at http://www.myspace.com/xkramprulzx